Dogs and cats are so much better than kids because...
They • eat less • are easier to train • come when called (normally...)
and they don't • ask for money • borrow the car • hang out with hoons or addicts • smoke or drink alcohol • want the latest fashions • need pricey higher education
and of course ... • if they get pregnant, you can sell their offspring!
Best of Sydney 2008 Ballot by Bondi View & City Hub