Who needs kids???

Dogs and cats are so much better than kids because...

They
 • eat less
 • are easier to train
 • come when called (normally...)

and they don't
 • ask for money
 • borrow the car
 • hang out with hoons or addicts
 • smoke or drink alcohol
 • want the latest fashions
 • need pricey higher education

and of course ...
 • if they get pregnant, you can sell their offspring!